Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.

 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL YOU “OCCUPY WALL STREET” OR “OCCUPY BOSTON” OR “OCCUPY” ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT GARBAGE PIT YOU CALL A BEDROOM UNTIL IT’S CLEAN, DO YOU HEAR ME?
BUT THIS IS A PIVOTAL MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
NOT ONLY AM I HAVING A DINNER PARTY THIS WEEKEND AND NEED THE HOUSE TO BE SPOTLESS BUT THEY’RE TRAMPLING AMERICAN FLAGS TO CHOKE WAR VETERANS AND TOSS THEM IN PADDYWAGONS OUT THERE. YOU TOOK CELLO LESSONS FOR SIX YEARS. YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME AND READ MANGA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU IN JAIL? WITH YOUR DELICATE SKIN AND SOFT FEATURES?
BUT WE’RE THE 99%.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, TERRY. WE MIGHT BE “THE 99%” BUT UNTIL YOU START PAYING RENT OR I’M OFF THE PAPERWORK FOR YOUR STUDENT LOANS YOU’RE 99% MY BITCH. CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL YOU “OCCUPY WALL STREET” OR “OCCUPY BOSTON” OR “OCCUPY” ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT GARBAGE PIT YOU CALL A BEDROOM UNTIL IT’S CLEAN, DO YOU HEAR ME?

BUT THIS IS A PIVOTAL MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

NOT ONLY AM I HAVING A DINNER PARTY THIS WEEKEND AND NEED THE HOUSE TO BE SPOTLESS BUT THEY’RE TRAMPLING AMERICAN FLAGS TO CHOKE WAR VETERANS AND TOSS THEM IN PADDYWAGONS OUT THERE. YOU TOOK CELLO LESSONS FOR SIX YEARS. YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME AND READ MANGA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU IN JAIL? WITH YOUR DELICATE SKIN AND SOFT FEATURES?

BUT WE’RE THE 99%.

JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, TERRY. WE MIGHT BE “THE 99%” BUT UNTIL YOU START PAYING RENT OR I’M OFF THE PAPERWORK FOR YOUR STUDENT LOANS YOU’RE 99% MY BITCH. CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE IPHONES AND THE HULU AND ALL THAT SHIT. WE WENT OUTSIDE! WE DRANK BOONESFARM AND HAD REALLY BAD SEX IN VOLKSWAGENS! WE DID COCAINE THAT WAS PROBABLY ALL BABY POWDER AND CRUSHED UP ASPIRIN, LIKE NORMAL TEENAGERS!
YOU EVER THROW UP ON A COP? YOU EVER BURN DOWN A 7-11? OF COURSE NOT, YOU’RE ON TUMBLR ALL DAY. PANSY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE IPHONES AND THE HULU AND ALL THAT SHIT. WE WENT OUTSIDE! WE DRANK BOONESFARM AND HAD REALLY BAD SEX IN VOLKSWAGENS! WE DID COCAINE THAT WAS PROBABLY ALL BABY POWDER AND CRUSHED UP ASPIRIN, LIKE NORMAL TEENAGERS!

YOU EVER THROW UP ON A COP? YOU EVER BURN DOWN A 7-11? OF COURSE NOT, YOU’RE ON TUMBLR ALL DAY. PANSY.

myanimalart:

A hippo and giraffe doing ballet.
I idiotically deleted the email request for this before I posted it, so person who asked for this, please let me know who you are again and I will fix this. Think it was maybe Jesscapade, but let me know.

Yes, it was for me! Thanks so much!

myanimalart:

A hippo and giraffe doing ballet.

I idiotically deleted the email request for this before I posted it, so person who asked for this, please let me know who you are again and I will fix this. Think it was maybe Jesscapade, but let me know.

Yes, it was for me! Thanks so much!

myanimalart:

For womanwonders’s daughter, a horse dressed like a princess.



I LOVE this! I’m super excited to see my drawing soon! (this guy is the best ever, fyi)

myanimalart:

For womanwonders’s daughter, a horse dressed like a princess.

I LOVE this! I’m super excited to see my drawing soon! (this guy is the best ever, fyi)