Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE IPHONES AND THE HULU AND ALL THAT SHIT. WE WENT OUTSIDE! WE DRANK BOONESFARM AND HAD REALLY BAD SEX IN VOLKSWAGENS! WE DID COCAINE THAT WAS PROBABLY ALL BABY POWDER AND CRUSHED UP ASPIRIN, LIKE NORMAL TEENAGERS!
YOU EVER THROW UP ON A COP? YOU EVER BURN DOWN A 7-11? OF COURSE NOT, YOU’RE ON TUMBLR ALL DAY. PANSY.
mother of fuck yeah, this turtle is god.
…. brb. dying. seriously. I. cannot. even.