Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.
See, even sharks want to be cats.
no way. cats are WAY smarter than sharks.Even cats want to be sharks.no contest. sharks win
TWO of my friends sent this to me yesterday saying they are half convinced I recorded this as a child….