Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.
I’m not a relationship expert, but I think Zack and Lisa are doing this wrong. Don’t you secretly admire someone first, then start dating? The Saved By the Bell space-time continuum is more confusing than an episode of Lost.
win.
so. this is what’s happening in my house right now.
Customer Service
D: oh NO... now he's giving me a sales pitch!
J: ugh.
D: omg he won't shut up!
J: suck!
D: .... I was on mute. and screaming "SIR PLEASE LISTEN"
J: HAHAHAHA
D: I am shaking, I'm so upset. I was literally like SIR PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING ME. for a full minute. oooon mute.
J: (spaz.)
D: f.
hoooly shit, hooooooly shit, hooooooooooooooly shit (whoa, simultaneous posting)
HAH! I just laughed so hard I got a “stfu” bang on the wall. haha :)
brilliant!
(Source: weenie-hut-jrs)
Muppets + Old Spice = weirdly awesome
gummy shot glasses AND autotune.
