Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.

 

This is what happens when you post your tits on tumblr while using chrome.

This is what happens when you post your tits on tumblr while using chrome.

GPOYW… one day late.
The “do I have too much tit out to give this presentation to these VIPs??!” edition.

GPOYW… one day late.

The “do I have too much tit out to give this presentation to these VIPs??!” edition.