Some stuff about me: I am obsessed with all things new and techy-like. I spend equal time getting bruised up on my bike and prancing around in pink and sequins. I dislike spit on the sidewalk, mayonnaise and the seams on the toes of socks. I enjoy french bulldogs, cupcakes, post-modern philosophy and fat snowflakes that fly back up. I have a tendency to social theorize everything, but I also have an appreciation for the just plain absurd.
I’m not a relationship expert, but I think Zack and Lisa are doing this wrong. Don’t you secretly admire someone first, then start dating? The Saved By the Bell space-time continuum is more confusing than an episode of Lost.
win.
I ate an entire sandwich while this was buffering. COME ON.
